first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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