honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
