I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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