i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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