And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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