How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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