Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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