awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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