remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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