He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Welp...herpes.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
