i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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