Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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