I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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