Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Holy sore nipples Batman
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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