He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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