I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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