Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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