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yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
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I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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