the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
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I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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