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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police

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  What?!?

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  What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police

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• (845): View more from New York

  I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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• (845): View more from New York

  i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours

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• (707): View more from California

  starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old

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