youre lurking in front of me
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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