Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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