At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
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The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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