My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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