He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
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He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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