Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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