You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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