butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
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I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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