I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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