Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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