Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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