Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Princesses don't give blow jobs
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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