I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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