Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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