the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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