What a fucking waste of an outfit
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I want to have your abortion
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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