how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
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me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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