with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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