This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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