reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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