Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Where did you get a picture of my penis
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are a booty call, not a friend.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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