Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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