do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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