The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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