wakey wakey hands off snakey
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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