I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
not ubering you a puppy
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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