you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
It's just like the Real World with babies
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you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
You took a bar mat shot.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?