Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
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How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress