Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card