You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner