I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.