Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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