This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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