Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
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WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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