I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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