this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I lost the right to judge tonight
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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