you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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