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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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